How Sweet It Is

[roadrunner]

Tim T what are the chances I'm going to hear from Bug? Please remember I did not write these and some may not be very appropiate however I thought there were some we could all enjoy so I put my neck on the chopping block. on second thought I chickened out and deleted a couple.

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN - FOOTBALL TRUTHS ...


(1) What does the average Univ. of Florida player get on his SATs?
........Drool.


(2)
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(4) How do you get an Ohio State graduate off your porch?
.........Pay him for the pizza.

(5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
......There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
....Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of a Texas Longhorn football
player's life?
........His freshman year.

(8) How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
........None. That's a sophomore course.


(9) Where was O. J. Headed in the white Bronco?
....... Durham , North Carolina. He knew that the police would
never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.

10. How do you keep an FSU football player out of your front yard?
Erect a goal post!


AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal clash).....

(11) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

[Tim_T]

Those are good RR and I beleive Bug has a sense of humor.

Mark, you are noyt lying about Simms, that kid loves the chronic. I wish I could find those pics we had of him at the party hitting the bong LOL!

[roadrunner]

[QUOTE=Tim_T;426979]Those are good RR and I beleive Bug has a sense of humor.

Yes but does she chew tobaky?

[bassin_bug]

[QUOTE=roadrunner;426988]

Those are good RR and I beleive Bug has a sense of humor.

Yes but does she chew tobaky?

WHAT?!! Me chew tobackey and stain these $10k pearly whites? Not on your life. If I make a brown ring around my Sweetie Pie's mouth or anywhere else......it's chocolate.

[roadrunner]

Bug its good to see you becoming your old self aqnd posting more. I hope you keep improving health wise and you keep feeling better. It took a little bit of doing but I thought I could get a rise out of you.

Beep Beep