A poem

[Tyme2fish]

A fart is a pleasant thing
It gives the belly ease...
It warms the bed in winter...
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet
A fart can be loud.
Some just leave a powerful
and very Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short..
Or a fart can be long...
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.

A fart can create..
A most curious medley..
A fart can be harmless....
Or silent...and deadly.

A fart might not smell...
While others are vile...
A fart may pass quickly
Or linger for a while..


A fart can occur...
In a number of places..
And leave everyone there..
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie...
To small elevators..
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

That farts are all bad
Is simply not true...
We must never forget...
Sweet old farts like you!

Kinda brings a tear to your eye...right?

[mhall]

A tymeless classic.