More Crap in the OH River

[CaptObvious]

Quote: Forrest Gump "stuff happens"

Headlines:
1. "KDFWR predicts record sizes for Ohio River Carp this year"
2. "West Point Mayor confirms stuff does flow down stream"
3. "Brandernburg changes its name to Brown Paper Town"

New product:
Boat hull cleaner: "This stuff cleans the crap off your boat hull" "No scrubbing, just one flush and its gone"

If your bow dives into a wave on the Ohio, does it become the "poop deck" ?

Is there a reason crap and carp have exactly the same letters in a slightly different order? Both start with something to "C", and both end with a "P".

If you exaggerate your propellor performance specs, should someone tell you to "cut the sh____?"

Good advice: "Never smoke cigars found in the Ohio River"

And last: Does this mean the catfish will have a harder time finding stink baits?

Hilarious!