I just think of the TSA as my friends with benefits

It's disappointing they never call the next day, though.

In all seriousness, I fall a bit on the other side with this one. I think the government is starting to overstep its bounds here.

I also wonder if the real reason that we're now being subjected to these scanners is because some government official's buddy has some big government contract to produce them (yes, I think our government is that corrupt)