This TSA stuff is getting me all tingly. Next time I fly, I'm not wearing any underwear, I'm gonna wear a pair of socks I've worn for 3 days mowing lawns, a T-shirt with a "Village People" logo on it, and for grins, I'm stopping at Krogers before I get to the airport and buying a length of summer sausage to carrry in my jeans pocket when I get to the scanner.

Come on, think how boring the TSA job must be? As a dedicated citizen, I feel its my duty to entertain those poor TSA folks performing their mundane tasks.

Funny thing, there was a time in my life that I used to buy chicks drinks all night just trying to get the same treatment. Now.....it's free....an added bonus you get for the price of the ticket.