best 1 line

[jcclark]

fishing is....... a jerk on one end of the line waiting
for a jerk on the other end.

[DJD]

"Thats why they call it fishin' and not catchin" Used it many times.

[Tim_T]

It is not a 1 liner, but I think it is funny:

"Scholars have long known that fishing turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosophers salary," Patrick F. McManus.

[rickhise]

should have been here yesterday...............(worst one liner to hear)

[raincheck]

Them What are you using?
Having any luck?
Where did you catch that toad?
Me A hook was till you showed up in the lip lmao

[roadrunner]

3/4 planet earth is water= 3/4 life should be fishing

beep beep

[Rudypoo4444]

"The best two times to go fishing is when it is raining, and when it ain't."

[anthonyroberts]

A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.

I have a angler control problem.

[coombro]

I fish cause I can't hear my wife from the boat.

[Wormin]

Last cast!!!!!!!!!!!!Not

[raincheck]

If it not broke don't try too fix it................better late then never.........

[Bonefish]

The money fishermen makes is called "net profits."

Sardines climb into tin cans, close the lid and leave the key outside.

Fish originated in Finland.

Swordfish always dress sharp.

Try communicating with fish by dropping a line.

Fish borrow money from the "loan shark."

The reason you haven't seen the new fishing website is it's not online yet.

Noah didn't fish from the ark because he only had two worms.

I just swallowed a fish bone. Are you chocking? No, I'm serious.

When Elwood is not catching fish, he tries to day dream, but his minid keeps wandering.