Best one liner's I know of :

Get the net .... WHAT NET ??

Nothing increases the size of your catch as much as the absence of witnesses.

To be a success at fishing, you should get there yesterday ... when the fish were biting.

How far a fisherman stretches the truth, depends on the length of his arms.

Many a problem will solve itself, if we forget it and go fishing.

Men have three secret wishes -- to outsmart racehorses, women, & fish.

... pappy