best 1 line

[raincheck]

When the wife starts bitchin, I go fishin...

Guess thats why i'm single.lmao

[Bonefish]

Just when you think you have hit bottom, somone throws you a line.

Fish always go in business on a small scale.

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on shore looking like an idiot.

[raincheck]

Them What are you using?
Having any luck?
Where did you catch that toad?
Me A hook was till you showed up in the lip lmao

[BassMasterMikeD]

Guess thats why i'm single.lmao

Guess thats why I am always fishing, probably more than a single man does...lmao with ya!

[jcclark]

fishing is....... a jerk on one end of the line waiting
for a jerk on the other end.

[roadrunner]

3/4 planet earth is water= 3/4 life should be fishing

beep beep

[Rudypoo4444]

"The best two times to go fishing is when it is raining, and when it ain't."

[anthonyroberts]

A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.

I have a angler control problem.

[coombro]

I fish cause I can't hear my wife from the boat.

[Wormin]

Last cast!!!!!!!!!!!!Not

[raincheck]

If it not broke don't try too fix it................better late then never.........

[Bonefish]

The money fishermen makes is called "net profits."

Sardines climb into tin cans, close the lid and leave the key outside.

Fish originated in Finland.

Swordfish always dress sharp.

Try communicating with fish by dropping a line.

Fish borrow money from the "loan shark."

The reason you haven't seen the new fishing website is it's not online yet.

Noah didn't fish from the ark because he only had two worms.

I just swallowed a fish bone. Are you chocking? No, I'm serious.

When Elwood is not catching fish, he tries to day dream, but his minid keeps wandering.