Kickin It with Big Enes...

[MrSplitshot]

I was at Merrick Inn tonight with some of our suppliers that were in town from Charlotte. We're sitting at the bar in the back, around this little fire-pit, and none other than Enes Kanter comes strolling in...with some little short Turkish talking man on his hip.

This kid is FREAKIN HUGE...

They sit down at the table behind us and Kanter orders a water. (I listened - Wondering if he would be drinking booze. lol) They were jibbering in Turkish, when Asst Coach Antigua comes walking in and sits down...also a pretty big dude himself.

I seriously want to know who his Turkish sidekick was.

One of my buddies, who had obviously been over-served, starts mouthing about how "There's that SOB from Turkey or wherever that's costing us the National Championship...all for a measly $30K...stupid blankety blankety blank."

He wasn't quiet about it either. I grabbed him and shut him up...told him that if I'm going to take a punch for him, let's not make it from a 7-footer with the wingspan of an Boeing who will be throwing elbows in the NBA next year. LMAO Not sure if Enes heard him or not, but he probably did.

Man, if that kid was playing...

I almost couldn't finish my drink for fighting back the tears.

[goosecreekguy]

He wasn't quiet about it either. I grabbed him and shut him up...told him that if I'm going to take a punch for him, let's not make it from a 7-footer with the wingspan of an Boeing who will be throwing elbows in the NBA next year.

Thas funny stuff.

[Tim_T]

LOL Split, Enes looks huge on the TV I can't imagine what he looks like in person.

[elnutsmalljaws]

Enes Kanter better know as "The UnderKanter" in the WWE. I see it now in 15 years after a Multi Multi Multi Multi Million Dollar NBA career is over he makes his debut at the ripe old age of 33 in the WWE. He is teamed up with "The UnderTaker" to form the unbeatable tag team known as the "The UnderWearers". You will have "The UnderTaker" the phenom that he is wearing his black Depends undergarment and then you will have the kid "The UnderKanter" sporting his Spongebob draws. "The UnderTaker" with his Tombstome Piledriver and "The UnderKanter" with his "Headstone Haymaker" take the WWE by storm and become the "Tag Team Champions of the World". It was me, I am the little Turkish guy that was with Big E last night. I am working on his post NBA career as we speak. Now where did I put my Turkish translator dictionary??

[MrSplitshot]

Now where did I put my Turkish translator dictionary??

All I could make out was "Derka Derka Muhammad Jihad"...

Beats me.

LOL

His little sidekick looked kind of like Devito next to Arnold in the movie "Twins."

[elnutsmalljaws]

His little sidekick looked kind of like Devito next to Arnold in the movie "Twins."[/QUOTE]

That was me I am telling you. Don't make me go get my big brother Arnie and make him beat it into you. I am the little turkish guy from Istambul. Me and Big Enes are like Smallmouth Bass and Crayfish, like FNF jigs and Garlic Fish Dope, like Peanut Butter and Jelly, like Bacon and Eggs, like me and surgerical procedures, like Onemorecast56 and Ugly (just could not resist that one), like Calipari and One and Doner's, like Green Bay Packers and Super Bowl Champions again after this sunday, like Sandra Bullock in the Blind Side and a Black Cocktail Dress in Christmas Picture - BASICALLY ME AND BIG ENES ARE STUCK TOGETHER LIKE GORILLA GLUE ON A COUPLE OF 2X4'S.

[RoadToad]

Enes Kanter better know as "The UnderKanter" in the WWE. I see it now in 15 years after a Multi Multi Multi Multi Million Dollar NBA career is over he makes his debut at the ripe old age of 33 in the WWE. He is teamed up with "The UnderTaker" to form the unbeatable tag team known as the "The UnderWearers". You will have "The UnderTaker" the phenom that he is wearing his black Depends undergarment and then you will have the kid "The UnderKanter" sporting his Spongebob draws. "The UnderTaker" with his Tombstome Piledriver and "The UnderKanter" with his "Headstone Haymaker" take the WWE by storm and become the "Tag Team Champions of the World". It was me, I am the little Turkish guy that was with Big E last night. I am working on his post NBA career as we speak. Now where did I put my Turkish translator dictionary??

Now that's funny, I don't care who y'are!

[MrSplitshot]

LOL Split, Enes looks huge on the TV I can't imagine what he looks like in person.

Like a humpback whale that walks upright....seriously....the boy is ginormous.