Dinner Party planning help needed.

[Tyme2fish]

I've invited onemorecast56 to dinner this Monday. Mrs Tyme is planning on a simple, yet eloquent, spaghetti dinner. She knows the quantity of pasta and sauce and meatballs to prepare, but here is my question.

How many Glade plug-ins should I purchase in anticipation of Doug's visit to my house? Will the quantity needed overload my circuit breakers?

Should I remove or just cover all mirrors to prevent breakage?

Will I need to have my septic tank serviced after his visit and should I replace all toilet commode seats?

Any advice is greatly appreciated.

[walkeraviator]

I suggest buying an old ratty RV to have dinner in... That way you can just burn it to the ground after he leaves...

[Tyme2fish]

I suggest buying an old ratty RV to have dinner in... That way you can just burn it to the ground after he leaves...

That may be too suspicious as the fire department was called last month for my neighbor's house burning down.

[Tim_T]

Take all the steps you netioned Tyme, and then use plastic to cover every item in the house and by hand sanitizer by the truck load! Good luck and God Bless!

[DJD]

Sounds like a good tyme for a picnic....sit upwind.

[elnutsmalljaws]

Have you ever heard of the term "Double Bagger"??????

[Tyme2fish]

Have you ever heard of the term "Double Bagger"??????

I'm only planning on feeding him, not f***ing him.

[zx150]

Spaghetti! I thought that guy only ate roadkill and Spam.

[elnutsmalljaws]

I'm only planning on feeding him, not f***ing him.

The Double Bagger was just for supper. There are not enough bags to go over the top for the other.