Usually when someone does me like that...I check out my seatbelt, stuff in the cab, see what might get tosses around and where...THEN stand on the brakes...... and pop them the bird. It does 2 things...IT GETS THEIR attention. They know by me popping them the bird I have watched Cool Hand Luke once or twice in my life...
And I have done this. Last time was Friday when I was driving back from Maysville on 68. Lady in a Chevy GTrailblazer was on my butt..Couldn't see here tailights she was so close. I speed up she'd do the same. I was actually on the phone with UpaCrick at the time. I told him to hold on, done my in cab prelaunch checklist, and then stood baby blue on it's nose...Once she picked up all her crap out of the floorboard and I know she was looking at me again I told her she was number one.,,,
Well I guess once wasn't enough for this bitch,,,Now granted if the oncoming traffic was so bad I would've let her around, but it was. And we had caught a long line of traffic up ahead so she couldn't pass me anyway. BUT<<<<she decided to ride my bumper again...JUst before we got to Millersburg there was a curve, I looked back, no tail lights...
This time I about planted my front bumper in the pavement....showed her she was numero uno again.....
She backed off to a safe distance all the way to Paris.....
Did I was this woman to wreck....YES! A good ditch line and a few mail boxes may have taught her to quit driving like Robby Gorden on a 5th of Beam. I'd rather her hit the ditch that pull out across the center line and plow some innocent sole head-on...
Tailgate me,,,that's what happens....



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