Was talking with a fellow from work the other day.

He said "I just got back from Florida"

So I asked "did you catch any"

He said "what do you mean"

I said "did you catch any fish"

He said "we didn't fish, we just walked on the beach and relaxed"

I said "you went to Florida and didn't fish"? "That's like going to Paris and not looking up at the Eiffel Tower or going San Fransico and eating at McDonalds"

I think he thinks I'm some kind of fanatic.