Quote Originally Posted by MrSplitshot View Post
Who kidnapped him? Obviously, with UK winning today ON THE ROAD, The Possum needs his picture on a milk carton, because he's missing. That couldn't have been him screaming on the sidelines today. Possums don't win on the road.
I have him chained up in the basement. But never fear, he is chewing on the chain as we speak and can be loose at any minute. Considering who was driving the car, Pearl, and who was riding in the car, Tennessee without Brian Williams, it was not as much about The Possum not getting run over but The Car bobbing and weaving as to not hit him in the first place.