You have the RPI

You have the DVBDI, (Dicky Vitale Ball Domed Index for those that don't know)

Now you have the E.S.F.B.I. Bracket, that is the Elnut Smalljaws Fat Boy Index. My bracket is in, guaranteed winner (as long as nobody else enters)

Final Four - Duke, Kansas, Florida and KENTUCKY

Championship Game - Kansas and KENTUCKY

National Title - KENTUCKY

I never put in a bracket that does not have UK winning it all.


I know what you are saying so I will get it out of the way.

PUFF PUFF PASS, Put down the needle and step away from the Dilaudid, Somebody take away his Crack Pipe, How much Meth do you use in a day, What is in this drink?, Can I have some of whatever you are taking?, Are you injecting, injesting, huffing, snorting or all of the above?

To all of this I will proudly say, GO BIG BLUE, The Big East is OVERRATED, The Big Ten may not win more than 2 games in round 1, The Snowball is becoming an Avalanche boys and girls for String Music in Lexington K.Y.