Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide. Let's see now.....

* No Jesus.
* No Christmas .
* No television .
* No cheerleaders .
* No Nude Women.
* No car races .
* No football .
* No soccer .
* No golf .
* No tailgate parties .
* No Wal-Mart .
* No pork BBQ .
* No hot dogs
* No burgers .
* No lobster .
* No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks .
* No nachos .
* No Beer nuts .
* No Beer .
* Rags for clothes and towels for hats .
* Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors..
* Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
* More than one wife .
* You can't shave .
* Your wives can't shave ..
* You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung .
* The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times..
* Your bride is picked by someone else.
* She smells just like your donkey .
* But your donkey has a better disposition .
* Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better .

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?