I say you take the scientific approach to the question of "why Tim T's catch rate has gone down". Since it looks like he is fishing a honey hole, unless he consumes about a 100 cases of beer by himself, his problem is speed. The speed of his boat is greatly reduced due to the extra 12 oz cans of ice cold beverage, with lid still firmaly attached. With all that weight he can not have a good hole shot and his top end speed is greatly reduced. Throw in the fact that his blood alcohol content was twice the legal limit as he was driving to the ramp and almost 3 times the legal limit while idleing out past the bouys. Then, by the time his weighted down slow boat reaches its first spot, the locals have caught all the fish so he decides to save some gas and lighten the load in his boat but he can't just waste the beverage so he consumes ALL of it. By this time his hook could be attached to a barge heading the opposite direction and he would not know he had a bite until the rod was pulled from his hands. Basically Tim T is so trashed that he decided to root for Kentucky, Burn down the Yum Center and GO FISHING at Patoka in Indiana. Can somebody stop him for I think he has gone insane and, except for the rooting for Kentucky part, has LOST HIS MIND. Somebody help him, throw him a PFD, call the water rescue, call anybody



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Prolly dropped a few pounds by not drinking.