I hate Memphis! I hate the Liberty Bowl, I hate the Pyramid, I hate Fed Ex, I hate that stretch of the Mississippi River, I hate each of the following individually and as a group, Keith Lee, Elliott Perry, Dana Kirk, Baskerville Holmes and the idiot that threw a switch blade knife on the court during a game there once. I hate Tigers, I hate John Overton, Andrew Jackson and James Winchester for founding that town. I hate Mempis!
Two things I like about Memphis, they gave us Elvis and my friend Gary Garth went to school there!
Did I mention I HATE MEMPHIS?
