Why I am fat

[elnutsmalljaws]

Naw, weed wacker and a Boca Grip!

YOU WISH!! Hell, we all WISH!!!! Much better to have a little extra and not use it then to need a bit more but none to give. Sort of like a "savings account or emergency fund"

[bassin_bug]

Does that long handled mirror come with a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass? I have a tendency of pulling the wrong hair and tinkling down my leg.

Lowe's sells Stud Locators.

[elnutsmalljaws]

Lowe's sells Stud Locators.

They would have to be way more sensitive than they are to locate some of the "Studs" here. You would have a better chance with a Dud Locator.

[ElectricSLT]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH....HAAAAAAAAAH! I have a mirror with a long handle.

"I can see clearly now the brain is gone. I can see passed all obstacles in my way....."

NEWS FLASH: Satelite imagery has just confirmed. "Bin Hangin" is dead!

You all got to quit this!!! I'm laughing so hard someone is likely to have me committed!


I don't like the term "overweight" - I prefer "under tall"!

[DJD]

I finally figured out why I am fat! I should have figured it out sooner. It's the shampoo I use in the shower. When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body. Printed very clearly on the shampoo label it reads, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY." I have gotten rid of the shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap. On its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem Solved

LOL I love it!