Quote Originally Posted by Tyme2fish View Post
I finally figured out why I am fat! I should have figured it out sooner. It's the shampoo I use in the shower. When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body. Printed very clearly on the shampoo label it reads, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY." I have gotten rid of the shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap. On its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem Solved
That is outstanding.

Since I don't ever bathe in any sorts, religious thing you know, I am fat because of Ale 8 One, Sir Pizza Royal Feast, Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies and the fact that I cut down to running 5 miles a day from my usual 10 miles. Now I get winded just walking to the microwave