ABSOLUTE TRUE STORY

A few years back I was the Operations Manager for a company in Shelbyville. The plant floor was open and of course not climate controlled. One ice cold winter day my first shift supervisor of the front building came into my office and he was shaking his insulated coverall leg and I said what did you do? He said he went to take a leak and he thought he was urinating in the urinal until he felt the warm sensation soaking down his leg into his boots. I started laughing and he said "everytime I go it is a 50/50 proposition in trying to get a 2 inch weiner thru 4 inches if clothes".

To this day I still remember that story. God Rest His Soul for that man passed away a couple of years ago and I still think of him often.