Originally Posted by
MrSplitshot
As if Pakistan didn't know where he was all along!
Pakistan: "Sorry, we don't know where Osama is."
US: "Hey, did you look in that big compound in the middle of town? You know, the one with the 12' walls, razor wire, and armed guards walking around?"
Pakistan: "Yeah...dude wasn't there."
US: "Are you sure? I mean, I'm not trying to be a smartass or anything, but that joint kind of stands out like neon sign in a cornfield."
Pakistan: "Oh, yeah...nobody there. I think a group of goat-herders owns it. Rumor is that they are going to turn it into a Pizza Hut."
US: "You know, If we come all the way over there and Osama is in that place, we're really going to be pissed at you."
Pakistan: "I'm telling you bro, he's not here. We don't know where that dude is...he's like Copperfield. By the way, not to change the subject, but were you going to send our aid check monthly or quarterly? I couldn't remember for sure."
US: "Monthly. So, you cool if we send over a few boys in a chopper to take a look around town?"
Pakistan: "Oh yeah, sure, knock yourself out."
US: "OK. Thanks for all of your hard work as our ally in the war on terror."
Pakistan: "No sweat. You've got the right address for those aid checks, right? Would you prefer direct deposit?"
US: "Yes, for the ninth time, we know the address."
Pakistan: "Cool, cool. Asalamalakum."
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