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[Devils Horse]

Busyer'n a one legged dude in a...uh dancing with the stars episode, but this came via email, and I had to take time to share. Number 2 made me laugh out loud, which prolly means there is deep seated sickness in my brain.

Top Ten Final Words Of Osama bin Laden

10."My horoscope says 'Big surprises are in store'"
9."See, this is why I normally don't answer the door"
8."The one time I give my bodyguards a day off to go to the zoo..."
7."What on earth could be interrupting 'Celebrity Apprentice'?"
6."I hear Brian Williams is on Dave to discuss my imminent demise"
5."At least I'll be reunited with my dear departed friend Jack LaLanne"
4."I'm not sure I want to live in a world where 'Fast Five' is the #1 movie"
3."Any man with multiple wives welcomes death. Am I right, fellas?"
2."I need a house full of Navy SEALs like I need a hole in the head"
1."Oh, crap!"

[DJD]

LOL good stuff...number 2 was classic. Number 7 rings true because thats exactly what I was watching when the 15 minutes of bull crap news anchors gave their teasers about what was gonna be said by Barry.

[RoadToad]

Here's a link if you want to see Dave delivering them. The lead-up's pretty funny too:

http://www.businessinsider.com/lette...s-video-2011-5