The sport makes no sense to a man who conserves his energy for better things.

First, its the only sport where when you hit the ball, you have to go get it yourself. Tennis, Basketball, football, baseball, soccer, hockey. When you hit it, somebody else chases it.

Second, Golfers brag about who can hit it the longest distance. Duh! The farther it goes, the farther you have to walk to get it.

If you hit a 2 iron 200 yards, then an 8 iron should send it to another state....right?

And when a golfer screws up, hits the ball, and looses it, he just pulls out another one to hit. What other sport allows you to loose the object at issue? (Exception, lawyers are allowed to loose clients)

And finally, golfers dress like gay people.