Bull taco de cinco

[HURRICANEBOB]

Did ya see Ocho Cinco tried bull riding? The bull kicked him right in the sweet spot. So does that now make him "Ocho-Tres"? I mean....come on...riding a bull....that's two nutso de la ocho menos dos!

I doubt he'll try hockey. I suspect he no longer has the equipment required to be pucking around. I think he's probably accepting the penalty for "icing". NET result......STICK to foots- de- la ball!

[elnutsmalljaws]

This moron will do absolutely anything to get his face and name in the headlines. Personally I wish he would become a shark suit material tester. Maybe we will all luck out and they would dress him in a jersey material shark suit and drop him in a tank of hungry Great White Sharks. He could change his name to Chad Ouchie Sharkybitemeo

[Tim_T]

LOL Woody, "Now Chad what we want you to do is put this suit on, jump in the pool with them sharks and let us know if it hurts when they bite you." Chad replies "Okay, but hold my sign, I don't want to get it wet!"

Bill Engvall Here's your sign story!

[elnutsmalljaws]

Here are a few more that he may consider trying:

Snake Charmer
Bungy Cord Tester
Sword Swallower
Foreign Exchange Student - to a country with no tv's

and my personal favorite

CRASH TEST DUMMY, which should be easy for he already is half way home with the DUMMY part already mastered.