How do you know you have the greatest wife in the world??

[waterdog101]

I couldn't help but notice, how you guys voted. and must let you all know, that you are wrong. my wife is the best, and has been for 38 years.

[HURRICANEBOB]

Until my wife loses the the clip to her 9mm, I vote she is the best.

She brought me a Hustler magazine once. Doctor said I had high blood pressure and she wanted to watch the fireworks.

And, last year for Christmas, I got a "special" treat. She bought one of those hot garter belt set-ups. I love that thing. The elastic is so strong. I can hit a squirrel with a 3/4 inch marble from 40 feet with that thing. The range extends to 80 yards when she's not wearing it.

[HURRICANEBOB]

Congrats Chuck, appreciate you letting us friends of yours know!

Raise him up right, my grandson will have a fishing partner!

Hey Chuck...you do know what causes that don't you?

Swallowing pumpkin seeds......right?

[roadrunner]

First Elnut is that a hint????

Second every man should be lucky enough to have one good wife and one good dog. I have been blessed with two great dogs.

Normally I would have posted this to hear from bug's and gills but they are gone which is sad.

Actually I have been blessed with two great dogs and a great wife of 45 years.

beep beep

[mhall]

First Elnut is that a hint????

Second every man should be lucky enough to have one good wife and one good dog. I have been blessed with two great dogs.

Normally I would have posted this to hear from bug's and gills but they are gone which is sad.

Actually I have been blessed with two great dogs and a great wife of 45 years.

beep beep

I miss Bugs and Big Gills, what the heck happened to our ladies?????

[RoadToad]

You know you're wife's the best when you get to work, open your laptop, and she's slipped a love note in there, wishing you a great day!

We got married last year on December 10. Yes, MHall, on your birthday. That's why I didn't post about it then; I thought people might take that as a sign of the apocalypse.

[offdtop]

The "note" thing is the best, mine gets up with me on tourney days (sometimes as early as 3am), packs my cooler and puts good luck notes in there. She asks me if I am going fishing over the weekend and has even told me "the grass can wait -Go Fishin". I tell her over and over that I wouldn't take a million dollars for her and I wouldn't give a nickle for another like her.

[roadrunner]

You would think she could mow the yard while you are fishing!

[offdtop]

You would think she could mow the yard while you are fishing!

Oh no she bought me a new mower, I'm like Tim "the toolman" Taylor - it's MINE! don't touch! I even have a 21 yr old college student still at home and he's to go nowhere near it!!! Took me 20+ to get a good Zero Turn and I baby the crap out of it.

[mhall]

You know you're wife's the best when you get to work, open your laptop, and she's slipped a love note in there, wishing you a great day!

We got married last year on December 10. Yes, MHall, on your birthday. That's why I didn't post about it then; I thought people might take that as a sign of the apocalypse.

LMAO................