Thanks guys.

After I got back to work a BGPD detective came to interview me. A very excited receptionist called me and said "Jim, there's a detective out here, what do you want me to do?"

"It's okay m'aam I'll be out in a minute" I say, but the out-of-work comedian in me wanted to say "Keep him busy till I get out the back door!". Her eyes were big around as saucers when I got there, and I couldn't help but laugh.

Turns out the detective was a tall, attractive, 40ish lady with striking gray/blue eyes. Huge wedding/engagement rings, prominently displayed, most likely to discourage male advances. I related everything and answered her questions, but I was distracted by her and she knew it.

After she left the receptionist and I laughed about 'them were coming to get me'.