Quote Originally Posted by wags View Post
Anybody know if there is a law against shooting them like skeet. It would be an interesting time.
OMG that would be fun! Can you image what double-ott buckshot would do!

Okay. if the use of guns is illegal, how about "BATTER UP"

Now batting, playing Bow, with a .330 batting average, and 29 home runs this year, swinging a 34- Inch/48-Ounce Louisville Slugger Solid Maple Bat, Tronto Blue Jays Jose Bautista.

The fish are winding up, the carp is in the stretch, and here comes the delivery.........Its a high fast ball, Bautista leans in and swings, he got all of that one......its a high long drive over the neighboring bass boat, its over the houseboat, it cleared the gas pumps at the dock........this one might be.....it may be.......yes.....its out ta here!

And the crowd goes wild. Next on deck, Sammy Sousa.