Smaller government in america

[kygorski]

There are an estimated 500,000 elected folks in the USA, there are approx. 500,500 midgets in america. Want smaller government?

[MrSplitshot]

I've had it up to here with midgets...

[mhall]

Don't get Spiltshot started on Midgets............Whatever you do...

[kygorski]

Am I missing something here? Midgets running the country, low overhead! lower cafeteria costs. Since there are far fewer of them, just running for another job will guarantee that they can only draw one pension check.Tall lobbyists will feel uncomfortable.The males will only take one junket a year, to Sweden to dance with those 6ft plus blondes.

[Tim_T]

When I was a kid we didn't have enough money for the big name circuses like Ringling Bros. or even the Kosair Shrine circus, so dad took us to a small circus in a little podunk town. I remember thinking we were being cheated because one of the attractions was extremely tall midgets!