My buddy and I were out fishing in his little jon boat, when he found a lamp floating in the water. When I picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp. Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and could only grant one wish. We thought for a few minutes and then wished for the entire lake to be made of the best bourbon in the world.....Woodford Reserve, please, I said.
With a poof! the wish was granted. All of a sudden, my buddy got mad.
"Dammit! Now we have to pee in the boat!"



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