Quote Originally Posted by HURRICANEBOB View Post
Regarding #3, can I tell my wife you gave me permission?

Bob's response to #3: If I did that, and the wife finds out, I'd stimulate the local economy via the closest emergency ward. Hopefully I'll have an American doctor. :-)

Yes, tell her because I know how women think. lol

What does it mean when you are in your wife's bed gasping for breath and calling her name? She didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Your wife's prayer may go something like this:
'Lord I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.' AMEN