Official Apology

[bassin_bug]

"wiped down the storage building with his butt"

OMG......TG he had the capability to accommodate the creases in the siding.

New siding product "Butt Wipes"
"Siding you'd be proud to show your mother".
"Available at Lowes and Home Depot".

Wrong! It's not "Butt Wipes;" it only takes one, ME, and I am not for sale. Owned by J-B and the 'B' isn't Bob.
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@ redneckshadrap, Would your brand of panties be Depends?

Toodle-doo little darlings. I can't be playing with you anymore today; I have 3 acres of grass to mow and it's not getting any cooler outside. Mmmwaaah!

[HURRICANEBOB]

Wrong! 'B' isn't Bob.
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Thank you for applauding and recognizing my taste in women. You have no idea how relieved I am. I was so concerned I might be misinterpreted.