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These two guys were on a fishing trip and every day they went out there was a guy already ton the water and he stayed well after they went back in. One night they saw him in a local bar and struck up conversation with him.
"Man, you must really like to fish" one of them said.
He replied "Oh, I just love to fish".
One asked if he took many fishing trips.
"Actually I am on my honeymoon".
Honeymoon? Then why aren't you back with her doing honeymoon stuff"
"Can't do that, she has gonorrhea".
"Well, couldn't you be there just kissing her?"
"Nope, she has pyorrhea".
"Well couldn't you be there just hugging on her?"
"That wouldn't be good either, she has a case of diarrhea".
"What a minute, she has gonorrhea, pyrorrhea, and diarrhea? Why did you even marry her?"
"Well she's got a really bad case of the worms too and you know how much I love to fish".
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I've gotta stop reading this board while I eat.
and after eating too.
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