Fixin' the outhouse

[Tyme2fish]

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So, Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!" Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?!"

[DJD]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg thats funny!

[waterdog101]

thats a good one Tyme, man I had me a good hardy laugh over that one. just goes to show that the outhouse was around before the razor. heres a funny song that has a outhouse in it, hope it makes you laugh like the joke did me. enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esV2Rg4Jx-I

[Tyme2fish]

thats a good one Tyme, man I had me a good hardy laugh over that one. just goes to show that the outhouse was around before the razor. heres a funny song that has a outhouse in it, hope it makes you laugh like the joke did me. enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esV2Rg4Jx-I

Loved your link. My kind of music and my kind of humor. Thanks.

[mhall]

Nice one Rob, lmao

[RoadToad]

The Moron Bros are the best! Those are the guys that did the music for KY Afield, and they had a segment about them and their shantyboat. How cool is this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RaFApVP0zU

[Big Gills]

I enjoyed both links and they dont make em like that anymore. I am glad they can make a living from singing. They should get together with Jeff Foxworthy and do some redneck songs and jokes.

[artcarney_agr]

If ya liked that one, you'll really like this one!

http://youtu.be/lhxsNXpoCZ8

[Big Gills]

hahahah that was funny I love Ma and Pa Kettle. Grew up watching them. Takes me back. Good stuff.