Joke.......

[GeoFisher]

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering!" said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

First Place!" answers Snow White. They continue walking and they see another sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the ...world."

"I'm entering," says Superman.

After half hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place!" says Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest for the greatest liar in the world." Pinocchio enters and after half hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they ask.

He cries, "Who the hell is Barack Obama?"
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[MsgMills]

omg...great one for sure.....

[elnutsmalljaws]

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering!" said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

First Place!" answers Snow White. They continue walking and they see another sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the ...world."

"I'm entering," says Superman.

After half hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place!" says Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest for the greatest liar in the world." Pinocchio enters and after half hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they ask.

He cries, "Who the hell is Barack Obama?"
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You could also change the last line to read

He cries, "What the hell is a Louisville Cardinal Fan"

[artcarney_agr]

You could also change the last line to read

He cries, "What the hell is a Louisville Cardinal Fan"

Lame..........give it up dude.......no one cares anymore.

[elnutsmalljaws]

Lame..........give it up dude.......no one cares anymore.

Then why are you posting responses???

[Tim_T]

You could also change the last line to read

He cries, "What the hell is a Louisville Cardinal Fan"

Really? I am not sure you attended Ohio St unless it was for day care, your responses lately make you sounds like a mad, spoiled 8-year-old.

[elnutsmalljaws]

Really? I am not sure you attended Ohio St unless it was for day care, your responses lately make you sounds like a mad, spoiled 8-year-old.

I did not start it. I tried to end it but the mad spoiled 8 year old is a Louisville fan. You see I sent 2 PM's to 2 different Louisville fans that have been going back and forth with recently offering a Truce. One accepted it and the other did not. I will honor the truce with the one but the Gloves are off on the other. You think it was bad before, just wait, because I was showing some restraint. So now which side is the 8 yr old spoiled child on?

[artcarney_agr]

I did not start it. I tried to end it but the mad spoiled 8 year old is a Louisville fan. You see I sent 2 PM's to 2 different Louisville fans that have been going back and forth with recently offering a Truce. One accepted it and the other did not. I will honor the truce with the one but the Gloves are off on the other. You think it was bad before, just wait, because I was showing some restraint. So now which side is the 8 yr old spoiled child on?

I told you, I don't make deals with UK fans.

[elnutsmalljaws]

I told you, I don't make deals with UK fans.

I got no problem with it. You started it and You are losing BADLY and I have been holding back. I am amazed that you root so boldly for the 4th best Basketball Program in the State of Kentucky. But since you are one of those Closet Fence riding fans it is ok. Let Louisville lose a football game and the car flag goes back in the closet with the sweatshirts and posters. Let them win a game or at least have a lead in the 4th quarter and out they come again. How does it feel to be behind UK and Western in the All Time College Basketball Win total and lose to Morehead State in the first round of the NCAA Tourney? Maybe you should tell Ricky Baby to stop "Sypher"ing money for his personal use and spend it on a top 5 recruit. Well that won't work because all the Top 5 recruits come to Kentucky.


DING DING

[Tim_T]

I got no problem with it. You started it and You are losing BADLY and I have been holding back. I am amazed that you root so boldly for the 4th best Basketball Program in the State of Kentucky. But since you are one of those Closet Fence riding fans it is ok. Let Louisville lose a football game and the car flag goes back in the closet with the sweatshirts and posters. Let them win a game or at least have a lead in the 4th quarter and out they come again. How does it feel to be behind UK and Western in the All Time College Basketball Win total and lose to Morehead State in the first round of the NCAA Tourney? Maybe you should tell Ricky Baby to stop "Sypher"ing money for his personal use and spend it on a top 5 recruit. Well that won't work because all the Top 5 recruits come to Kentucky.


DING DING

Saying that Louisville is the 4th best program in the state makes you sound like a certain IU fan on the board. There is no way you can possibly believe it, yet you say it to get a rise out of people. It makes no sense.

[elnutsmalljaws]

Saying that Louisville is the 4th best program in the state makes you sound like a certain IU fan on the board. There is no way you can possibly believe it, yet you say it to get a rise out of people. It makes no sense.

You lost to Kentucky the past 2 years abd have 417 less wins than UK. You have 7 less wins all time than Western and you lost to Morehead State on a neutral court last year. You figure it out. No I don't think UofL had the 4th best certainly they are #2 and there is no debate as to who is #1. I did not start the mudslinging here, Mr Art did. All you have to do is read the first 6 post of the National Championship post to find out who started it. I am **** sure going to finish it all the way to getting banned if necessary

[DJD]

LOL!!! Excellent!