Quote Originally Posted by Bandit1 View Post
http://news.yahoo.com/rich-spanish-d...124341285.html

Just got married & none of us were invited.

Here I always really thought that evolution was really just a theory.

Jason


What?!! Where are all the diamonds and wedding bands?

Bless the bride's heart....er,..head (Look at that doo!)

She has so much Botox in her upper lip it looks like a chimp's; oh, that's the evolutionary thing you were talking about. Wonder why she didn't smile---no teefs.

Poor thing, she must have been involved in a collision on her way to the wedding; I noticed that her right headlight is hanging down near her waist. I wonder if it will fall down to her knees when she removes her undergaments on her wedding night. I am afraid to think about Depends.

I wonder what the groom is thinking when he looks over a cliff or into a deep hole.