Who invented the Fork, and Who taught the English how to USE IT???

[FlyLie]

Maybe this is how I need to explain it. In my 'neck of the woods' the children ask other children, "What do you do when you come to a fork in the road?" When the new kid answers, "Turn left or turn right," the others start laughing and say, "Start looking for a plate of food."

OMG Bob, now you definitely have to work on a response to that! Me, I wouldn't touch it,

[HURRICANEBOB]

OMG Bob, now you definitely have to work on a response to that! Me, I wouldn't touch it,

Now vaite a minute now onced. When we came to a fork in der road, ve always looked to see if one was supposed to throw papa over the fence his hat onced. Besides dat and for sure if its not, who'd walk that far to take a chance maybe onced Jacob woulda got dare first and already taken der plate, ate the food onced, and left just the spoon to be found dare we think that?

I think I'll throw mama down the steps her warm socks, and hope her feets warms before her dander does and the bottom of the brew gets here ahead of her onced.

Now pass me the strussell.........and a little of that hog maw.