Indicator you are getting old.

[HURRICANEBOB]

You have to jump start your rocking chair to get it going.

Your daily exercise consists sitting up in bed.

The best you feel all day is when you take a pee.

The last one......that was years ago. Now just being able to counts as an accomplishment.

[zx150]

I know what you all mean. I turned 40 to day.

[MsgMills]

I know what you all mean. I turned 40 to day.

Heck your still a young pup....lol

[Tyme2fish]

There are two main things that begin to occur as one ages.

1. Short term memory begins to suffer
2. ........................Crap, I forget what the second is.

[bassin_bug]

I know what you all mean. I turned 40 to day.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you are killed by a jealous husband on your 100th birthday.

[Tom523]

Getting old sure beats the alternative!

[HURRICANEBOB]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you are killed by a jealous husband on your 100th birthday.

What a bummer, getting shot for shooting blanks. With my luck, the guy would be finding out 60 years later.

[Tom523]

I know what you all mean. I turned 40 to day.

My first aches and pains came when I turned 47 and they get worse every year!