Deer Camp

[Tim_T]

Deer Camp:

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days
before the group is to leave, Joe's wife puts her foot down and tells him he
isn't going.

Joe's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Joe
sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on
the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into
letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting
in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and
said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new
nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles
and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told
me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said, "Do what ever you want."

So here I am.

[DJD]

Follow up would be Joe is divorced, homeless, in the Hospital with a rope around his neck and handcuffs stuck in his nether regions.

[MsgMills]

Follow up would be Joe is divorced, homeless, in the Hospital with a rope around his neck and handcuffs stuck in his nether regions.

lol, yep, my thoughts exactly.......