Just Nasty

[bassin_bug]

Have you ever entertained the idea of buying a "Loo" and carrying it on your boat? It's a 5-gallon bucket with a toilet seat on it. All you have to do is add a garbage bag to keep the bucket clean and carry a roll of toilet tissue along. You can also buy a Port-a-Potty for about $50, it even flushes. You would be so cute sitting on that throne while f-n-f.

Maybe you guys need to start shopping instead of fishing. I went to a posh store and had to use the restroom. Lo and behold! When I was finished I got a nice butt washing with a warm spray of water in just the right place. All I had to do was dry my behind, wash my hands and it was back to shopping feeling all nice and fresh.

I don't go near those portable outhouses with blue water down the hole. Only demons from Hell have blue pee and they live in those stinking places.

[DJD]

Have you ever entertained the idea of buying a "Loo" and carrying it on your boat? It's a 5-gallon bucket with a toilet seat on it. All you have to do is add a garbage bag to keep the bucket clean and carry a roll of toilet tissue along. You can also buy a Port-a-Potty for about $50, it even flushes. You would be so cute sitting on that throne while f-n-f.

Maybe you guys need to start shopping instead of fishing. I went to a posh store and had to use the restroom. Lo and behold! When I was finished I got a nice butt washing with a warm spray of water in just the right place. All I had to do was dry my behind, wash my hands and it was back to shopping feeling all nice and fresh.

I don't go near those portable outhouses with blue water down the hole. Only demons from Hell have blue pee and they live in those stinking places.

Lol no way am I gonna let water spray on my area after a deposit!!! When given a choice between a port a potty and a wood shat....its hit the woods everytime. Just take some personal wipes and do your business.

[Devils Horse]

Have you ever entertained the idea of buying a "Loo" and carrying it on your boat? It's a 5-gallon bucket with a toilet seat on it. All you have to do is add a garbage bag to keep the bucket clean and carry a roll of toilet tissue along. You can also buy a Port-a-Potty for about $50, it even flushes. You would be so cute sitting on that throne while f-n-f.

Maybe you guys need to start shopping instead of fishing. I went to a posh store and had to use the restroom. Lo and behold! When I was finished I got a nice butt washing with a warm spray of water in just the right place. All I had to do was dry my behind, wash my hands and it was back to shopping feeling all nice and fresh.

I don't go near those portable outhouses with blue water down the hole. Only demons from Hell have blue pee and they live in those stinking places.

My wife won't go "serious" fishing with me anymore, she says I complain about making the run to an organized facility for her. She hates going over the side, and I can't get her to use the livewell. Hey, my livewell openings are about the right size, and they're easy to flush. I've even offered to get a porta-a-potty, but she declined.

All that is just as well because she likes to talk to me when I'm fishing. The very last thing I want to do is discuss life strategy while I'm dragging a C-rig.

Wife: "Maybe you should quit your job, and we'll move to Charleston. You know how much we love Charleston...what do you think?...Honey?.....Honey?
Me: "Uh whatever you think is best baby doll."
Wife: "You're not listening to me are you?"
Me: "What? Yeah, of course I am."

I fish with guys who want to talk too much, but I can ignore them without worrying about getting in the doghouse.

BTW, If water ever sprays on me from the toilet somebody's takin a ass whoopin. Prolly me, but somebody's gettin one.

[bassin_bug]

It's not USED toilet water; it comes from a clean source. I forgot, you get to stand and shake that last drop off on your shoe. lol

[pontooner]

Hey, have you seen the facilities at the Port Oliver ramp? Nicest waterfront restrooms I've ever seen anywhere. Climate controlled and clean as a pin.

Have seen them but not in them.

Cimate controlled you say, WOW sounds nice. Guess if I ever wind up homeless or on the streets I could just take over a stall there.



And Bug I pee on toilets not the other way around.

[SLP]

Tell you what Don...when it comes to High Schools I can tell you the girls are or can be just as bad as the boys. I've had to do field survey work in a few school's over the years...right after school let's out but before the custodians have made their rounds...man, some of the stuff I've seen....shoo-wee!! The graffitti is on the walls in both genders too.

This reminded me of a story I heard a preacher tell once. Years before he had been the pastor of a church that also had a Christian school affiliated with it, that I guess he supervised. Apparently some of the HS girls thought it was funny to all kiss the mirror in the bathroom each day and leave big red lipstick marks.

None of them would admit to doing it, and I guess it was becoming quite a chore for the custodian to keep clean each day. So one day the preacher called all the older girls into the bathroom. He told them he wanted them to witness just how much additional work they were causing this poor custodian each day. He then instructed the custodian to show them how hard it was for him to clean it off. The custodian put on some rubber gloves, took a big sponge and dipped it into the toilet to get wet, then he proceeded to scrub away at the lipstick in order to clean off.

Need less to say, the preacher said he knew the plan had work as he saw the look of horror on the girls faces as their lip marks got scrubbed with toilet water. The mirror was never "kissed" again.

[HURRICANEBOB]

Ok I'm at the day long invitational swim meet right now and I have come to realize that little boys are nasty! I walk into the restroom and what do I find? Boys peeing as far back from the urinal as possible and as they miss it's getting all over the tile. The kid who just dropped a duece thought it was funny to leave it floating like a babyruth bar in the pool and trust me it didn't smell like a babyruth!! That kid must be part skunk!

I turned around and used a different restroom. I just had to laugh and walk away.....figured I did the same dumb stuff as a kid.

I pity the janitor!

I hear the boys are cleaner and more desireable at Penn State. Or maybe that's why some want to appear nasty.

[HURRICANEBOB]

It's not USED toilet water; it comes from a clean source. I forgot, you get to stand and shake that last drop off on your shoe. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU0lG...eature=related

Merry Christams Bug, it even has a remote control.