Have you ever entertained the idea of buying a "Loo" and carrying it on your boat? It's a 5-gallon bucket with a toilet seat on it. All you have to do is add a garbage bag to keep the bucket clean and carry a roll of toilet tissue along. You can also buy a Port-a-Potty for about $50, it even flushes. You would be so cute sitting on that throne while f-n-f.

Maybe you guys need to start shopping instead of fishing. I went to a posh store and had to use the restroom. Lo and behold! When I was finished I got a nice butt washing with a warm spray of water in just the right place. All I had to do was dry my behind, wash my hands and it was back to shopping feeling all nice and fresh.

I don't go near those portable outhouses with blue water down the hole. Only demons from Hell have blue pee and they live in those stinking places.