Quote Originally Posted by bassin_bug View Post
Have you ever entertained the idea of buying a "Loo" and carrying it on your boat? It's a 5-gallon bucket with a toilet seat on it. All you have to do is add a garbage bag to keep the bucket clean and carry a roll of toilet tissue along. You can also buy a Port-a-Potty for about $50, it even flushes. You would be so cute sitting on that throne while f-n-f.

Maybe you guys need to start shopping instead of fishing. I went to a posh store and had to use the restroom. Lo and behold! When I was finished I got a nice butt washing with a warm spray of water in just the right place. All I had to do was dry my behind, wash my hands and it was back to shopping feeling all nice and fresh.

I don't go near those portable outhouses with blue water down the hole. Only demons from Hell have blue pee and they live in those stinking places.
My wife won't go "serious" fishing with me anymore, she says I complain about making the run to an organized facility for her. She hates going over the side, and I can't get her to use the livewell. Hey, my livewell openings are about the right size, and they're easy to flush. I've even offered to get a porta-a-potty, but she declined.

All that is just as well because she likes to talk to me when I'm fishing. The very last thing I want to do is discuss life strategy while I'm dragging a C-rig.

Wife: "Maybe you should quit your job, and we'll move to Charleston. You know how much we love Charleston...what do you think?...Honey?.....Honey?
Me: "Uh whatever you think is best baby doll."
Wife: "You're not listening to me are you?"
Me: "What? Yeah, of course I am."

I fish with guys who want to talk too much, but I can ignore them without worrying about getting in the doghouse.

BTW, If water ever sprays on me from the toilet somebody's takin a ass whoopin. Prolly me, but somebody's gettin one.