Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's have a look at the evidence:

No Christmas
No television
No nude women
No football
No pork chops
No hotdogs
No burgers
No beer
No bacon
Rags for clothes
Towels for hats
Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
More than one wife
More than one mother-in-law
They can't shave
Their wife can't shave
They don't use toilet paper
They can't wash off the smell of donkey
They cook over burning camel schitt
Their wife is picked by someone else
Their wife smells worse than their donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better?"

Well..no crap Sherlock..It's not like it could get much worse!!