Quote Originally Posted by MrSplitshot View Post
Like catching a dozen 10-pounders in a row at Lake-E on the same day that Kentucky beats Duke for the National Championship....only better.

In about 16 years I'm going to have teenage boys circling my block like sharks...and I'm going to be on the front porch with my .45 outside the waistband...LMAO
You better get that gun out a little earlier that that

And the 45 is a little overkill........Take him to Dale in Late January or February. Insist that life jackets are purely optional. Tell him shorts and tee shirt is fine.........ALSO, make sure you have at least 250hp motor, because 60 - 70mph in freezing rain is REQUIRED.

Chain, concrete, concrete blocks are optional..........

A wood chipper works MUCH BETTER........

Later,

Geo