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According to news reports, some folks on the Indiana side of the Ohio River have been tossing grenades across the river at some Kentucky residents. The Kentuckians have been picking them up, pulling the pins and tossing them back!
More breaking news, Coombro isn't sure who he is cheering for!
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Oh yea!! Well I was on the river (Indiana side) one night and these two Kentucks yelled over "Hey, we got a bottle of bourbon. What you got" I yelled back "I've got a case of diarrhea." I heard one Kentuck say to the other "**** we only got one bottle and he's got a whole case."
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Well I heard some lost Kentucky hunters had made their way down to to the Indiana side of the river. It was dark and they didn't have a clue how to swim in a straight line back to the other side. A caring nice Indiana local offfered to help them out. He tols them that he would pull his truck down to the river and turn on his headlights and they could walk across the beams of his trucks headlights to get to the other side. Well it didn't take but one second for one of the Kentucky hunters to pop off with a answer of: Well heck yeah you want us to walk across on the headlight beam, just so you can turn the headlights off, when were half way across and then we'd fall into the river and maybe drown.......
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The States of Kentucky, Tennessee, Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama want to thank the State of Indiana for Sucking so bad. The amount of Suction Indiana exhibits from their Sucking ability keeps the State of Kentucky just on the Southern Side of the creek. If not for Indiana's Sucking ability, Kentucky, Tennessee and the 3 states just south of Tennessee would all fall into the Gulf of Mexico. This would be a trajedy because there are too many people that would fall into the Gulf for the car batteries to keep the headlights lit for all to walk back to shore.
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In case anyone ever wondered why them Hoosier's have that red place on their forehead's....it's due to leaning against the fence at the border and peeking through the cracks, looking across the Ohio River into the promise land!
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That ain't no news, lol...Originally Posted by Tim_T
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LMAO, Nice Tim, nice....
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