Well I heard some lost Kentucky hunters had made their way down to to the Indiana side of the river. It was dark and they didn't have a clue how to swim in a straight line back to the other side. A caring nice Indiana local offfered to help them out. He tols them that he would pull his truck down to the river and turn on his headlights and they could walk across the beams of his trucks headlights to get to the other side. Well it didn't take but one second for one of the Kentucky hunters to pop off with a answer of: Well heck yeah you want us to walk across on the headlight beam, just so you can turn the headlights off, when were half way across and then we'd fall into the river and maybe drown.......