Favorite Fishing Quotations

[publican57]

I am surprise no one said this yet:

A bad day fishing beats a good day at work.

[stripernut]

I am surprise no one said this yet:

A bad day fishing beats a good day at work.

....unless your a guide lol

[David Allard]

My mother once said..."Fishing: A jerk at one end of the line awaiting a jerk at the other end." Never any ill will, I liked topwater and stickbait fishin.


"Expert fishermen are sometimes referred to as Master Baiters"

[sweetwater]

"A boat is a hole in the water you throw money into."

[polcat83]

"Never leave fish to find fish"

[BKGOOCH]

after relizing ive had my bait stolen(im fishin on credit)

[rooster]

I believe in catch and release....in hot grease

[crappiecrazy]

Definition of a tournament bass fisherman. A HOLE LOOKING FOR A BASSHOLE.

[HawgHunter75]

heard this one this Friday, and it fits quite well.

"I have never lost a bass that wasn't at least 5 pounds...." --

[publican57]

heard this one this Friday, and it fits quite well.

"I have never lost a bass that wasn't at least 5 pounds...." --

Funny; if we caught all the 5 Pounders that we said got away; we would all be in the Bass Master Classic Series.

[pct]

After I set the hook, I let my fishing partner know "FISH ON!!!!"

[harryprocraft]

My wife says "fishy fishy bite my hook give me somethin good to cook" as she is catching 2 to my 0.