Favorite Fishing Quotations

[Lunker1]

There's only two things that smell like fish and one of them is fish.

[parker]

Be still, keep quiet, keep your bobber still, move your bobber, be quiet, what ya doing, dont spit, spit on your bait, I got a big one, he came off, why did you cause me to miss that one, it must have been 10 lbs! I done heard it all.

[sweetwater]

There's only two things that smell like fish and one of them is fish.

"Jumbo go away" by Frank Zappa. It's three things, not two.

[a. c. shiner]

A fishing buddy of mine said the last time we went fishing. We might not catch anything but we are NATIONAL CHAMPIONS !!!!!!!!!