Favorite Fishing Quotations

[twise7]

"Last cast of the day..." repeated about 15 times of course.

That one has earned my dad the nickame, "Last Cast Larry"!!!

[MetalFish513]

As I'm releasing the fish I caught... "catch ya later!"

One of my son's favorite jokes... "wanna know where you can find most of the fish??? Between the head and tail."

[Rico13]

"That fish was was 10 pounds when I hooked him! He just lost a lot of weight on the fight in."
-Rico

[Longdrive]

Can't catch fish sitting on the couch

Shouldda been here yesterday/last week

Beats a sharp stick in the eye

Barbless so your guide is catch and release

[smuckey41]

I'm always telling my boy when he's got a big one on such seems to happen more and more every time we find now. " just play it just play it I'm getting the net" at the same time he's telling me "daddy daddy its a good one get the net". I thought once I got older I would pass the net man duties to my son like I had to do when u was a kid. I guess I can just quit my job and become a professional net man.........lol.....

[Lunker1]

There's only two things that smell like fish and one of them is fish.

[parker]

Be still, keep quiet, keep your bobber still, move your bobber, be quiet, what ya doing, dont spit, spit on your bait, I got a big one, he came off, why did you cause me to miss that one, it must have been 10 lbs! I done heard it all.

[sweetwater]

There's only two things that smell like fish and one of them is fish.

"Jumbo go away" by Frank Zappa. It's three things, not two.

[a. c. shiner]

A fishing buddy of mine said the last time we went fishing. We might not catch anything but we are NATIONAL CHAMPIONS !!!!!!!!!

[Dave Stewart]

I have yet to catch a fish at 60 mph

Running and gunning in a tournament is like buying a powerball ticket, you have a chance of winning but the odds are about the same

It's not how fast you get there, it is what you do after you get there that counts

Did I put the plug in?

I fish because I can

Question from prospective client: " If I book with you, how many 5lb bass can you guarantee me?"

Answer: " What day was that you wanted, sorry I am already booked that day, here is the number for another guide" or "If I could guantee a 5lb bass every day they would already have built a statue of me on Ky Dam"

"Well, the Captain is here now, you fish can start biting anytime your ready"

"Depth is a relative term"

If I wanted to make a lot of money I would not be a guide

If you fish don't eat pretty soon your going to starve to death

I have lost every arguement I have ever had with a bass

Here are two my wife says I blurt out in my sleep at night: "Slow Down" "Set the Hook"

Here is one that has gotten me in trouble a couple of times: "You set the hook like a little girl"

To those that pull up on top of me and won't look at me: "Would you like to fish out of my boat?"

I could think of a lot more if I took a few more minutes but got to go!

Dave

[12VoltMan]

The more I learn about how to catch fish, the later I sleep.

[12VoltMan]

sorry if someone already posted this one. "You don't know, if you don't go".