Quote Originally Posted by Ranger492 View Post
Me: "That fish is deformed"....
Partner: "Really? What's wrong with it?"
Me: "His head is growing too close to his tail"

Compliments of Hank Parker
My version of this:

Partner: Hmmmm, that fish looks like it might have Tucloseta disease...
Me: What's that, never heard of it?
Partner: His head is too close ta it's tail.