Favorite Fishing Quotations

[rooster]

I believe in catch and release....in hot grease

[crappiecrazy]

Definition of a tournament bass fisherman. A HOLE LOOKING FOR A BASSHOLE.

[HawgHunter75]

heard this one this Friday, and it fits quite well.

"I have never lost a bass that wasn't at least 5 pounds...." --

[publican57]

heard this one this Friday, and it fits quite well.

"I have never lost a bass that wasn't at least 5 pounds...." --

Funny; if we caught all the 5 Pounders that we said got away; we would all be in the Bass Master Classic Series.

[pct]

After I set the hook, I let my fishing partner know "FISH ON!!!!"

[harryprocraft]

My wife says "fishy fishy bite my hook give me somethin good to cook" as she is catching 2 to my 0.

[harryprocraft]

My Papaw use to tell me you aint holdin your mouth right, also the night before we would go he would say in the morning I am only hollering for you 1 time if you don't get up I will leave you here! spent many nights afraid to go to sleep, even slept on his porch one morning because he over slept!!! man I would love to have another fishing trip with him!!!!

[BubbaBass1]

My Papaw use to tell me you aint holdin your mouth right, also the night before we would go he would say in the morning I am only hollering for you 1 time if you don't get up I will leave you here! spent many nights afraid to go to sleep, even slept on his porch one morning because he over slept!!! man I would love to have another fishing trip with him!!!!

"AMEN"

His favorite line "get the net"

BB1

[BubbaBass1]

My Papaw use to tell me you aint holdin your mouth right, also the night before we would go he would say in the morning I am only hollering for you 1 time if you don't get up I will leave you here! spent many nights afraid to go to sleep, even slept on his porch one morning because he over slept!!! man I would love to have another fishing trip with him!!!!

Another Papaw classic: Just before he makes a cast to a log with his Zebco 33 and a Rapala tied on. "watch this".

BB1

[UpaCrick]

Two more "Grandadisms":

"When in doubt, set the hook."

"Hooksets are free."

Glenn

[sweetwater]

My Dad everytime I hooked a nice fish, "Jerk the gills out of him!" followed by "reel reel reel keep the pressure on him" and finally "Sling him in boat sweetpea" I love you Dad.

[sweett4u]

you can't catch a fish ,if your bait aint in the water.